The Gray Merchants Pre Pro Tour Pro Tour Invitational Post Pre Pro Tour Pro Tour Invitational Write-Up.

An exercise in confusing headlines preceding hundreds of words you probably won’t read by Leo Byron.


Hello! This is the paragraph in which I introduce myself and attempt to woo you into continuing to read instead of skipping to the end, shrugging, and closing your Google Chrome tab. I presume if you’re still here that you’re expecting big things, but instead, I intend to let you down. Immediately. I’m even going to start a new paragraph now, just to make this introduction worse. Read More →